Protoman-plz

Is it just me, or are you somewhat...attractive and sexy?

Megaman Powered Up in Protoman's perspective -

Yo let me tell you my story. I was created by Light, or Right in Japan, he didn't finish me cause I'm a prototype and he's a dick. I had a core problem that was critical, but I won't let Light fix me, he's an ass. I fled his place to make sure I kept my personality. But one day, man bro, some dipshit named Wily decided to try to take over the world. Roll comes up to me not knowing who I am, Wily doesn't know either, so he flees to Light's. I follow him, but I was too late. I tell Light I haven't forgiven him, and I leave to go take down Wily. He sends out some thing and I kill it, then I go save Cutman. I DA-NA Gutsman's ass, save Bombman and Oilman. Then I get to Timeman, DAMNIT Light, another incomplete bot? Don't worry man, I'll save you. I save Timeman, then Fireman, Iceman, and Elecman. So Wily comes up on screen all like "Yo Light, your robots are shit, come fight me in my fortress I bet you'll die!" So I go to Fortress Wily, and fight some Yellow Blob thing. He gives me some trouble, but I beat him in the end, then I fall into the sewers and some stupid thing comes down and rips off the Daleks so I kill it too, then I have to go kill copies of the Robot Masters. And once that happens I go up and find somethin' worse than those damn Sniper Joes, a copy of ME. An exact replica except for the colors, so I give it hell. I then continue on and find Mr. dipshit Dr. Wily, I blast his "ultimate combat machine", Wily Machine Number 1 to bits, he revives it, but I destroy it again. Then the little shit begs for mercy, so I give him mercy by taking him to the police.